Thinking of changing my user to quietly offended… Any thoughts?
you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.
However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––
is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.
— Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth" (via terrible)
WHO HAS READ THE MARA DYER SERIES IT IS IMPORTANT
YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
THAT’S JOSH PECK.
AND U KNOW WHAT A “PEC” IS?
JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.