YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
THAT’S JOSH PECK.
AND U KNOW WHAT A “PEC” IS?
JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.
(Source: notmattsmith, via theblackship)
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
who wants to move to new york with me
we can get a tiny shoe box apartment that’s too expensive
explore the city daily
become regulars at some coffee shop
have sleepovers in the living room
marathon our favorite movies and tv shows
sit together while we blog
always order in because we’re too lazy to cook
play board games
and idk maybe we could get a cat or dog
(Source: cupcakeacorn-archive, via mika-maniacs)
Petition to put Ansel Elgort on Teen Wolf